Wednesday, November 9, 2011

It's not all that bad!!

Have you every thought to yourself "I have a hard life!" I know I have, some days are just plain difficult to deal with. With school or work and transporting and finding time to eat and getting enough sleep and other activities it can be a long hard week. Do you every stop in the middle of your day and say, "It's not that bad" or "It could be worse."? Yes it could be far worse.

These are our problems:

My hand is too fat to fit in the Pringles can so I am forced to tip it instead.

I didn't have a bad childhood, so I can't turn my pain into art.

I ate too much and now I'm tired.

I forgot to bring my phone into the bathroom with me, so now I'm bored.

I am kind of hungry but my roommate has guests over so if I go get food I will have to introduce myself.

I have to find my own girlfriend because my country doesn't practice arranged marriages.

I accidentally clicked on iTunes so now I have to wait five minutes for it to open so I can exit out of it.

My GPS made me drive through the ghetto.

I'm trying to text while at a red light, but I keep making all the greens.

I can't hear the TV while I'm eating crunchy snacks.

The Domino's pizza tracker isn't working, so I don't know when to put my pants on.

My laptop is on low battery but the charger is clear over there.


This kind of makes our problems sound pathetic.
Hope you enjoyed!

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